Do you Shin Dig it?

Moose-killing Taz rockers, Shin Dig, have recently been criticised for insulting the British Royal family in their latest album, Shin Dig (2007). The group have been slammed for lyrics such as; ‘come on people, you know what we mean, this world’s gone crap, because of the Queen’, and ‘Charles is a lizard, you know it’s true, Diana was murdered, and Will sniffs glue.’ The band’s lead guitarist Hangman Stanley told us yesterday that he was once arrested for throwing blue paint all over the steps of the British Parliament building in 1986. Despite the unfortunate news, Shin Dig’s new album launch is set to blow fans away. Fans will also be pleased to know that pill-munching, boozed-up drummer Jo has reunited with the rest of the band after a long, hard week of drug rehabilitation. Jo, who also suffers from paranoid schizophrenia, said he was “pleased to be back, but not pleased about living in a world populated by clean-faced, non-smoking bastards.” You can catch Shin Dig’s new release in all good music stores.